March 19, 2009

typical male behavior

typical male behavior has really been getting under my skin lately. now, i don't mean to speak for EVERY guy, i know there are tons of fabulous, sensitive, thoughtful and caring dudes out there. (where they are hiding, though, is something i still have to figure out)

it's just that male conduct that i've observed recently has been as followed:

1. meet nice girl
2. pursue nice girl
3. make nice girl fall for you
4. give her all kinds of attention and affection
(repeat step 4 for a few months)
5. slowly start repealing aforementioned attention and affection
6. begin to make nice girl feel like a totally insane bitch when she mentions that she misses aforementioned attention and affection
7. demand space and act like a total immature ass when nice girl just wants to work on things and talk it out
(repeat step 6 for a few more weeks)
8. dump nice girl OR distance yourself/make yourself so impossible that she is forced to dump you
9. let girl live in confusion for a few weeks to a few months wondering where she went wrong
10. let girl move on and create her own new life
11. make contact with girl claiming you want a friendship
12. drop the bomb on her that you completely fucked everything up and are so totally in love with her, always have been and can't possibly live without her

now, step 13 can be a few things:
either: act like a complete insane asshole when the girl has decided to completely move on , forget you, and date others.
or: repeat steps 2-8
OR: actually learn your fucking lesson and treat the girl you claim you cannot live with out like the princess she truly is.

kthx!